Aaah, babies, the competition was stiff!!! I almost picked Ben Brewer, the babydaddy of the nine-month pregnant M.I.A. — who performed at the 51st Grammy Awards, on the day she was due to give birth, wearing only a skimpy polka dot / nylon faux bikini — for the Funky Brown Chick “Manly Monday” selection. But, no, no. It’s not Ben’s turn. I wanted to pick Rihanna’s BREAKIN’ THE LAW, BREAKIN’ THE LAW domestic violence boyfriend Chris Brown, but that story’s too sad. So, for the first time ever, a man’s hair follicles are the winner(s). Behold: The Black Mullet.

Yes. Kanye West. Has. A. Mullet. Um … ladies and gentlemen … I’ll direct you to NahRight exhibits 1a and  4b as well as Complex magazine’s unabridged History of the Black Mullet because, quite frankly, I have no words. None. —————— Photo Credit: Image appears at NahRight. To see original post, get down with the funky brown at http://www.funkybrownchick.com. A link follows below: Kanye West: A Black Man and His Mullet

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