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Kanye West: A Black Man and His Mullet
Aaah, babies, the competition was stiff!!! I almost picked Ben Brewer, the babydaddy of the nine-month pregnant M.I.A. — who performed at the 51st Grammy Awards, on the day she was due to give birth, wearing only a…
February 9 2009, 7:52am | Comments »
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I was told I’d be given riches and kisses in the most intimate places if I tell you all about a Netflix contest. Okay, so, maybe it wasn’t “exactly” riches ( … nor kisses … damn it! …),…
February 4 2009, 9:17am | Comments »
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Oh. My. Dear. Sweet. Buddha. With. A. Big. Round. Belly. Just when I thought my two eyeballs had seen it all, here come The Honkys. “What,” you might ask, “are The Honkys?” The mini word geniuses at Princeton…
January 28 2009, 12:49pm | Comments »
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For the record. I’m not a Celine fan. At all. But, even I can admit she totally owns this song. Kills it! Beautiful. Merry Christmas to my readers who believe and to those who just enjoy the holiday.…
December 24 2008, 10:36pm | Comments »
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The festival of lights starts at sundown. To all good-looking Jewish boys everywhere, this funky brown chick salutes you and your hot, circumcised dicks. ;) Chag Sameach! ————– Wanna support my blog without paying me a dime? Next…
December 20 2008, 10:43pm | Comments »
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In high school, I subscribed to House Beautiful via American Family Publishers because I hoped Ed McMahon would arrive at my front door with a life sized $1,000,000,000 check written out to Twanna A. Hines. It never happened…
December 19 2008, 10:28am | Comments »
